Today I had my eyes dilated for the first time ever. My pupils were the size of flying saucers. I looked either stoned or possessed, I can’t decide which. I attempted to text message and I couldn’t see the letters so John had to do it for me. He hates texting. It stung my eyes, made them twitch, and made me sick to my stomach. Luckily it was at the end of my day so I didn’t have to go back to work. Over all I did not love my trip to the eye doctor.