Monday Night Confessions

I totally forgot yesterday was Monday and all about my confessions so I am doing them tonight instead.

  • When I go to a restaurant I have an obsession with making sure my table is clean when I leave.  I have this fear that the waiter will think I am a slob in my real life if I don’t clean it up.  That and the fact that when I used to work at Gunnar’s Pizza in Afton I hated it when people would come in and totally trash the table and the floor and the booth and then leave like $1.50 for a tip.  If they had a kid I could understand but these were adults trashing it.  So I have to leave a clean table, I even wipe up the crumbs. 
  • I can no longer hold my head high and call myself a pretend vegetarian.  I didn’t even come close to Lent or any other goal I had set for this project.  Sorry I let ya down T and Melissa, but I am not sorry for that steak I devoured at Texas Roadhouse last weekend. 
  • 8:00 AM church might kill me.  I won’t lie, I have missed my fair share of sacrament meetings this year.  But I make it to YW right on time (10:00) every week.  That has to count for something right?!
  • Shopping on Etsy is like surffing the web to me.  I get on and want to look around but for the life of me I don’t know what to type in.  So I just stare at the things on the front page and then close out of it.  Seriously what do you type in?  What do they have?  What am I looking for?  Way too many questions.
  • When I was younger I used to love eating buttered toast.  But in college and A) not being able to afford butter and B) being on a perpetual diet, I developed a love for dry toast with nothing but mustard on it.  Terri thought it was sicko and John still kinda does.  But I tell you what, every once in a while it is the greatest thing ever.   
  • I don’t believe in UFO’s, but I swear one night in high school driving home late I saw one over our canyon.  I even stopped and stared but then I got scared they might beam me up so I drove as fast as I could home. 

Happy Tuesday everyone!  I hope you all have a great week!